Really? You gonna tell Me to SMILE?

Stop. Just fucking stop. Don’t tell me to “smile.” Gross.

If you think women are supposed to always be smiling, you gotta a huge learning curve ahead of you, son.

I’ve got a great smile, in fact, but I don’t always want to SMILE in photos— or, out of photos. Big fucking deal.

I’m going to tell all the men, “Smile!”

How fucking OBNOXIOUS.

Ewww. And nope. And FUCK OFF.

I can be dark and brooding— AND a ray of fucking sunshine— AND I don’t have to smile for others.

Just mind your own business, and shove that smile right up your ass. ☺️

It took Me a while to realize that I’m the Captain of My ship— I say where this beast sails. And if I so choose to ram it into an iceberg, so be it. I’ll do it with a fucking SMILE. 😉