Nervous Nelly or Paranoid Fuck?
I protect My business interests. Highly respected in My community, it’s in My best interest (and your best interest) to be an ETHICAL BUSINESS OWNER. Why the fuck would I run a business that says otherwise? You’re right. I wouldn’t. Because I’m a fucking BADASS.
I work with people who want to work with Me. I work with people who value My SUPERNATURAL, EXTRAORDINARY gifts 🎁. I’m not here to CONVINCE you. I KNOW MY VALUE. I KNOW MY PURPOSE. And if you fail to recognize how awesome I am, you’re missing the fuck out on THE ULTIMATE HEALING EXPERIENCE. But hey, you are who you are, and it is what it is.
This is not My hobby. This is My business. I’m extremely methodical, consistent, and transparent about My Booking Process and Business Ethics. If you do not like My BADASS transparency practices or My Protocol and Policies, then go find another Professional Swedish Dominatrix, Energy Healer, and Medium. Oh, yeah— good luck with that because I’m the ONLY ONE.
I can usually sense when a potential client is going to flake out or, rather, be a pain in the ass. Sometimes I go against My better judgement (for shits and giggles), and give “client wtf” the benefit of the doubt. Sometimes it works out, and sometimes it doesn’t. If it crashes and burns, I chalk it up to a learning experience. Fucking yay! hahaha
PPD or just the jitters?
LOOK, if you already know that you’re a paranoid fuck, save Me the headache of your PPD (Paranoid Personality Disorder), and go bark up another tree. I don’t work with people who doubt My business legitimacy— there are PLENTY of people who DO want to Session with Me, and have ZERO hesitancy with My Booking Process.
If you’re a Nervous Nelly because you’re feeling intimidated by Me, that’s a WHOLE OTHER STORY. You’re cool. You’re not doubting My business legitimacy, you’re just getting the jitters— and that’s completely normal. THAT, I can work with. THAT is forgivable.
Me to you: “There, there— you’ll be OK. you’re in excellent hands.”
However, if you’re being a little shit and your personality leans towards the “doubting kind”, I’m not going to waste My time trying to convince you to Session with Me. You’re a fucking hardpass. BYE, fucker!
If you find yourself doubting My business legitimacy, do Me a favor and FOLD NOW. Don’t waste My precious time. I don’t have time to nurse your wounds of unwarranted paranoia.